Hey there, spiritual explorers and history buffs! Hold onto your meditation cushions because Mike Crowley's book is flipping the script on everything we thought we knew about Buddhism. Did ancient Buddhists just sit quietly and meditate? Nope, they might have been tripping too! 🌈💫
Crowley, not to be confused with Mr. Aleister, takes us on a wild ride into the heart of early Buddhist rituals, revealing that these calm meditators might have been under the influence of something a bit stronger than green tea. The book talks about an ancient elixir called "amrita" which, contrary to sober Buddhist stereotypes, might have packed quite the psychedelic punch. 🧉🌀
Imagine meditating under a Bodhi tree and suddenly, the tree starts meditating with you! That’s the kind of vibe Crowley explores. He even jokes that when he took his vows, he only swore off beer, not these mind-bending elixirs. Talk about finding loopholes in spiritual contracts! 🍻➡️🍵😉
What's even juicier? Crowley draws connections between psychedelic use and the mysterious bumps on Buddha’s head—possibly a shoutout to magic mushrooms growing right out of spiritual enlightenment! 🍄🙏🎨 And those trippy tantric art pieces with water buffaloes? Might just be a historical hat tip to psychedelics growing in...well, buffalo business.
Crowley doesn’t just throw this out there for shock value. He’s done his homework, digging through dusty tomes and ancient scriptures to make a case that these mind-altering substances were not just for kicks but had a sacred purpose. They might have been tools for reaching those enlightenment #goals way before meditation apps made it to smartphones.
So, if you've ever felt a bit naughty for mixing spirituality with a pinch of psychedelic exploration, Crowley’s saying you might just be on the right track. “Secret Drugs of Buddhism” isn’t just a book; it’s a revelation wrapped in a riddle, sprinkled with some divine mushroom spores. 🌌📚
For those ready to have their third eyes winked at, grab your copy, maybe find a quiet spot, and dive into what promises to be a trip through the ages. Remember, it's all about balance—meditate, contemplate, and maybe levitate. Who knows what secrets you'll unlock? 🧘♂️🔑💭
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